Modern Courtship, Based on Collective Experience
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posted by Maron at 9:55 PM
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Email from My Dad
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest and when he walks into a room everyone calls him Father." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When walks into a room, people call him Your Grace".
The third Catholic gent said "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, Your Eminence".
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him "Your Holiness".
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee and silent, the four men gave her a subtle "Well?" to which she replied.
" I have a daughter who is slim, tall, 38-D breasts, 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips. When she walls into a room people say, "Oh my God!"
"My son is a priest and when he walks into a room everyone calls him Father." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When walks into a room, people call him Your Grace".
The third Catholic gent said "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says, Your Eminence".
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him "Your Holiness".
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee and silent, the four men gave her a subtle "Well?" to which she replied.
" I have a daughter who is slim, tall, 38-D breasts, 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips. When she walls into a room people say, "Oh my God!"
posted by Maron at 1:25 PM
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