Ash's Computer Just Got Maron-ed

He returned at 2:30 pm lugging two giant badminton bags which looked like it could fit 10 racquets. Looks like he had a smashing good time at the Philippine Badminton Open - pun intended.
He told me matter-of-factly that Nelson, the technician, couldn't do anything about the computer. His documents were fried. I thought, "Hey. This guy's good, with his serious tone and poker face." After 5 seconds of waiting for the punchline, I finally conceded. He WAS serious, and I suddenly imagined myself being sacrificed to Kali or some Indian elephant god of wrath.
. . .
I voted Sazon in his L'Oreal stint, and I now understand why he would suddenly turn pysho with his top. Dyed hair is a social shortcut for either
- attention
- discounts at gay bars
- claiming that you're Badjao
- getting your ass kicked by the entire village people, and we're not talking YMCA homos here

2 Comments:
rofl
sobrang nakakatawa yung saz drawing mo.
when i saw him the first time sabi ko sa kaniya,
WTF SAZ.
pero seryoso yun na ayaw nyang lumabas kasi baka upakan sya ng buong barangay
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