They're Out to Get Me

You know you're going to have a bad day when you see this. @_@ Someone up there is definitely out to get you. You can't escape it. It's like, "Honey, do you think I'm fat?" but on a more universal scale. We can't give a safe answer. Would you rather a) Yes, honey you could lose a few, b) No honey you've never looked better or c) Wait, let me get my protective headgear. I am totally oblivious to that fact so I say, a) Yes, honey you could lose a few. @_@ Sadly, there can only be one outcome. It's like that moment where one of the Survivor people get voted out - unanimously.

Think about the days where you felt like you can't do anything wrong. You take a surprise exam and the smart kid beside you is feeling extra cooperative. You bump into your crush and she's absolutely riveted by your appeal. You forgot to write your paper but the due date's been moved just as you were about to panic. Everything just falls into place. ^_^

Now imagine the complete opposite of that day. @_@