Guess What

People say Brandon Routh looks a lot like Christopher Reeves. I'm sure it would be a bigger bother if Brandon Routh looked more like Samuel L. Jackson. Why don't we have a black Superman? That way he'd be Superblackman. It's racist I'm telling you. They tried to do it with Green Lantern in the animated Justice League but the "Black Lantern" just didn't sound quite right.

I'm thinking, with all of Lex Luther's wealth, why can't he just side with Superman and hire him as his bodyguard? Sometimes you just have to question some people's mental integrity. Who in their right mind would want to rumble with a "Super" man? Lex, they don't call him "Superman" without a prior show of force. And with all that money, he should at least get a wig to keep his brain from too much wind exposure.

I'm watching anyway. I like macho men clad in skin-tight blue overalls who wear bright red underwear on the outside. Who doesn't?